Monday, May 18, 2009

Hey, did you know there's a cold caller in the auto aftermarket biz known as "Dr. Phone"?

I can see how complicated it might become were he ever to be hired by the pharmaceutical industry to call on the physician market. An update on Abbot and Costello:

Admin: Doctor, it's Doctor Phone.

Physician: Who?

Admin: Doctor...Phone.

Physician: I know I've got a call. But who is it?

Admin: Doctor Phone.

Physician: Yeah, I got that. But who
is it?

Admin: Phone. Doctor
Phone.

Physician: Third base!

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Today's contemplation...

Sometimes the truth is stranger than nonfiction.

Monday, May 4, 2009

30 Seconds on Your Life Story

This section is reserved for all those waitresses, waiters, and others in the service industry who have eagerly responded to the request:

"Tell me 30-seconds on your life story..."

It's simply amazing just how many intriguing stories are out there.

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From the hostess at Flipper's Gourmet Burgers, Petaluma, CA

"The other day, my four year old daughter, Kaylie, leans over the fence to talk to her friend. I listened in.

"Will you marry me?" she said to the little boy next door. He thought about it, then responded,

"Yes. People in Petaluma should be married."

Now she's picking out dresses.

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