Some late 40-something female energetically barking into her cell phone, while seated near the picture window:
"Hello. Yesterday, I ordered fish oil tablets....yes...yes, that's right. So I opened them and they're like -- horse tablets. Yes, horse tablets. I can't possibly swallow them. They're too big. Will you take them back? You will? Oh good!"
I'm thinking that perhaps they were seahorse extract.
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